Christmas Jammies #XmasJammies Lyrics – Penn, Kim, Lola and Penn Charles Holderness
Lyrics:
These are my Christmas Jammies!
Awww YEAH!
It’s the Holderni….2013 in review….Video Christmas Card part 2
Dancin’ in the front yard night and day
and the neighbors walk by and this is what they say:
“Are those Christmas Jammies?”
They are Christmas Jammies.
Check it out! We just bought a Prius V and it matches these perfectly.
Wearin’ Christmas Jammies
Now for Lola, 2013 was full speed ahead.
She now has a medal hanging over her bed
Because she ran a triathlon and somehow she looked like she was having fun.
She can count to a hundred in Chinese
And she can now read books about as thick as these.
And if you wanna pay a visit to Lola’s room
You best get ready for a Rainbow Loom.
Loomin’ in the room while shakin’ your thang
She can play the piano and can also sing
“In my Christmas Jammies!”
MY JAMMIES FIT ME JUST RIGHT
BUT MY DADDY’S ARE A LITTLE TIGHT
(laughs)
PENN CHARLES turning four, safe to say he wears superhero shirts every day.
Is he smart in school? Kind of hard to tell cause he just bats his eyes and all the teachers melt.
And in case you didn’t see it, well be sure it’s pretty vital, well he dressed up like a chief and shook his hips in a recital
And now Penn’s taking a hip hop class; that musical ability is growing fast.
KICK IT!
Christmas Jammies. I LOVE YOU! SO MUCH!
We know they look ridiculous. That’s why no one will dance with us.
We’re wearing Christmas Jammies.
How about Downtown? That’s where all the hipsters go. Drinking the IPA’s and staring at their phones
LOOK AT MY Christmas Jammies!
#xmasjammies
What a year for Kim. For starters she met him. Got a part in Iron Man III. And then she spent a whole day with RDJ and the result right there.
That’s me!
Even tougher to beat was her fitness feat, the Raleigh Iron Man 70.3.
Even though she got punched in the face near the start of the race
She still finished in 6:40.
Rollin’ in the car going 25
And pushin’ the stroller up Northbrook Drive
These are Christmas Jammies!
Look at my Christmas Jammies!
There’s room for child Number 3
But I can’t, I just had a vasectomy.
Recovering was easier in these Christmas Jammies.
Well I think that maybe we should end with a multiple choice of what happened to Penn.
Did he (A.) Run the same race as me
(b.) Have a tiny role in Iron Man 3 (I mean like, tiny. The role was so small and short, it was just, I mean, you have to rea… you can not blink.)
(c.) Quiz the Governor about this first term
(d.) Cut his knee while doing the worm
(e.) Take up cross-fit and fall in love
Well the answer is (F.) All of the Above
But the biggest thing is what happens next.
Next month he’s stepping off the anchor desk.
It’s the biggest decision of his life.
He’s gonna quit his job and come work with his wife.
We’ll be making videos just like these for politicians and companies.
And we’ll do it in these jammies.
In these Christmas Jammies
He’s hoping that all goes well but what will I do with all this gel?
Presents for our neighbors
In our Christmas Jammies!
Merry Christmas! We love you all!
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(shameless plug)
VisitTheGreenroom.com for more videos like this. You can also check out my new blog the pennternet.com because you know, I’ve always wanted my own internet.
Okay we’re done.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
We’re gonna try this one more time, ok? ok
